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Hello there friend,

Age/sex/loc?

92/m/Phillipines

A camo print sample I designed for 1-800-Earth… (look closely 📞!)

Writing to mostly strangers is kind of funny because it is just insane I can just say literally anything here, and the demon angels in our technology magically carry this message with their metallic 5G wings over to you, and your eyes take in the tiny square pixels shaped as words on a digital LED light screen, and your mind interprets these Phoenician shapes to have some kind of string of meaning (hopefully?), and you may (possibly) remember words or the energy behind them, while reading them on the incredible invention of the toilet 🚽 or your chosen Substack reading location choice.

WILL YOU REMEMBER THIS SUBSTACK 4 EVER? 🙏

Type YES to affirm!!!

Wherever you are - and whether we are friends IN REAL LIFE or not - I am so glad you are here in this little corner of the internet with me that THE ELiTE$ DON’T WaNt YoU TO KnOW ABoUt. 🐸 🫖

A lot has changed since I last wrote.

Just like my own personality, this Substack has literally no “niche”/consistent topic except writing about whatever I want (and potentially sounding unhinged), and so I want to let you know a few upd8s:

a) I truly believe that Divine Justice will be/is being served, even if reality feels like a shit show now. ♥️

Plant your seeds on all levels - enough doom and gloom for now… It’s time to plant/create! 🌱

While it’s obvious that this planet has been run in a very imbalanced and harmful way (an understatement), I have conspiracy theories that most mainstream conspiracy theories being perpetuated on screens now are less of a way to effectively #WakePeopleUp and more a way to keep people destabilized, energizing doom and victim timelines, buying one-size-fits-all supplements and products with suspicious funding, forgetting our power, and broke.

I AM SO BORED WITH ALL OF IT, AREN’T YOU?

I am not here to fight the system.

I am here to create my own system.

I am not here to hate “the man” or “the machine”.

I am here to love and help heal the man and the machine ♥️ so we all get free.

This is not naivety, this is practicality.

When the internal and external system becomes balanced, parasitism becomes replaced with symbiosis.

The formula for me is love, vision instead of division, dumb ideas that bypass the linear mind, and humor (which, by its definition and experience, is pattern disruption, which - if done well, leads to a response of laughter, which is the somatic equivalent of electrical shock towards greater levels of coherence and peace).

Laughter really is the greatest medicine as it vibrates stagnancy out of the body and makes what once seemed “serious” or “scary” back into the illusion it truly is, in this waking dream called reality 👻

We will discuss this hodgepodge of strange ideas, theories, and new paradigm shift another time… as I feel very passionate about this🥰

PS HAS READING SUBSTACK PERMANENTLY HEALED YOU?

TYPE ‘NO’ TO AFFIRM!

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BACK TO THE UPDATES

b) another update is that I NOW IDENTIFY AS A MAN(A-TEE)

All kidding aside, Manatees are such amazing animals, aren’t they?

Have you ever seen one in real life?!!!

I heard a theory once that drunk sailors in boats perceived manatees in the waters to be mermaids 🧜‍♀️ which makes me imagine a manatee in a red wig, like Ariel the Mermaid from The Little Mermaid.

ARE YOU IMAGINING THIS NOW TOO?

This is what our minds (the ‘innernets’) are for!

The disturbing Disney film (which one?), The Little Mermaid felt like a very deep story about giving up your authentic voice to be where the “people/sheeple are”, didn’t it?

I REFUSE TO EVER DO THIS!

I would rather have my true voice than popularity at any cost.

Have you ever dealt with an Ursula in your life?

I HAVE!

I love animals so much, don’t you?

I feel like frogs, toads, manatees and platypuses are God’s little joke with/for us to delight in.

Also the pygmy jerboa is SO FUNNY TOO. And the tartigrade!

Have you seen this creature?!

99% of animals and all lifeforms are very funny looking to me.

What is an example of an ‘unfunny’ animal or plant, you may ask?!

Bald Eagles always looked extremely serious to me.

I cannot imagine a Bald Eagle smiling.

Did you know that the National Bird / representation of America was supposed to be the turkey but they changed it to the eagle?!

I once wrote an article about this #HiddenFact for VICE circa 2010 but they rejected it! PERHAPS THEY WOULD NOT HAVE GONE BANKRUPT HAD THEY PUBLISHED IT. #Kidding :( ?

What would my life had been like had I stayed on a consistent mainstream career trajectory?!

What would Thanksgiving be like had ‘MeriCuH kept the turkey as the American symbol of freedom instead of the eagle?!!! 🦃 🦅 🇺🇸

Would we be eating Eagles? (I don’t eat turkey… or eagles)

Why are bald eagles bald?!!!

Are you RIDIN WITH BIDEN and going to read Joe Biden’s new book?

I only know this because I visited my mom and she had television on in the background and this book was announced.

I am about to start a new book called THE MINERAL RESET, which looks intriguing! I will report back if it resonates…

So much of media and society feels so primitive, hostile and gross right now but equally there are hidden gems and magic when we turn off these screens or focus our attention on the glimmers, which are often way less loud than the mainstream;

These times are challenging but equally so deeply tender, precious, darkly funny, and promising, and I bet we will look back on this time and be like … HUH, THAT WAS an #AWKWARD time, wasn’t it?! 🤔

I believe that when our consciousness is greater/sillier, ”dumber” and more sensitive than technology, we can have Paradise.

When consciousness is less than/”smarter”/less sensitive than technology, we can have … well, this epoch. 🪱

I AM AN ANTHROPOSCENSTER and it’s time for a new scene of creation, which always comes after destruction.

This is why it is okay and healthy that many/most of us are all burning down our former lives and remembering what matters in life. (#GodAndGuacamole)

Let’s normalize and celebrate our non-linear minds and lives…

Let’s normalize and celebrate ourselves regardless of our ‘output’

We are human beings. Not human doings.

People have always thought I was ‘high’ due to my non-linear way of speaking/free-associative style of mind, and I enjoy embracing this now…

Have people made you feel like you’re weird too? GOOD!!! 🛸

We have AI to sound “normal” now!

Back to baldness: Did you know that in a study, men told that they were given Rogaine hair growth pills still managed to grow hair even though they were given a sugar pill placebo?

This shows the power of the mind on physical influence.

(PS Kaleigh Mason wrote a fascinating article on hair growth, among many other great articles!)

Our beliefs on things can change our experience of reality, and this is why media - the concept of authority and ‘truth’ - can very much impact our lives in significant ways.

Did you know that it was found in a study that starting a sentence with “Did you know that it was found in a study that…?” is a surefire way for people to think you know what you are talking about, which I theorize is due to our order-seeking, dysregulated, unknown-fearing society?

I am here to say that considering humans can (apparently) see barely less than 1% of the light spectrum, I do not know anything for sure, and that acceptance gives me much more relief than fear.

This Substack is somewhat of a study in how far I can go before alienating everyone until I have only people who actually want to be here, which is how all dynamics should be.

I am so repulsed by the way we are taught to speak about the same things over and over, and be the same version of ourselves from day to day, in these box-shaped pixels in these box shaped screens in this box shaped matrix of 90 degree right angles filled with dusty demons in their corners.

Aren’t you bored with all of it?

I am so bored with division consciousness and ‘right’ ‘left’ paradigms and hierarchies.

Did you know that male seahorses give birth to their young? #ThanksLiberalAgenda

Did you know that I left Mexico and had surgery in Los Angeles at The Breathe Institute last week?

Did you know I removed myself from a film project I worked on for +3 years this week, and I feel SO RELIEVED AND SAD to have made this decision at the same time?

I always have to listen inwardly, and pivot when my soul tells me to, even if my LinkedIn profile the last few years looks like the sad trombone sound.

To me, success is about alignment more than external achievement.

As sad as I have been recently, triggering and disappointing experiences can catalyze healing and consciousness, if we have enough energy and stability to become conscious of the patterns we are ready to break and alchemize our pain into power; I have learned just as much from my public “successes” as much as my private “failures” and see them all as equally valuable…

I truly think ‘healing’ is less about fitting in and going with the crowd, but more about embracing one’s authentic voice and saying No to dynamics and narratives which insult our souls.

Chronic illness was a wakeup call for me, helping me to become aware of all the times I betrayed myself in the name of “being a good person” (aka self abandonment) and I can never do that again - personally or professionally.

How can we save our planet while abandoning ourselves?

How can we have true sustainabiity when we work at an unsustainable pace or with imbalanced dynamics?

As above, so below.

I always have to listen to my soul no matter how temporarily inconvenient or expensive it may feel…

For years, my soul told me I needed to go to The Breathe Institute to help me with breathing and I am SO glad I finally did!

The surgery I did last week at the Breathe Institute was a unique procedure that helped me breathe through my nose much more easily, but is not a turbinate reduction or septoplasty or nose job.

I forget the name of it, but I will look it up and share in a future post.

Isn’t it so cool that I can write this, and with the click of a button you can read this?

Will you remember this forever?!!!

I am normalizing writing in a non-linear way to honor the way my mind truly works, and so I will leave you with this video I made 20 years ago of my mother and my apparent new turtle sibling :(

PS This week, my mother published a fictional dark comedy story titled PRUNEFACE about a woman who was so unbearingly annoying that she got kicked out of a concentration camp. I may interview her about this so #StayTuned!!!

ALSO a shout-out and congratulations to one of our Substack Subscribers, Nora Griffin who had her art show with her dad George Griffin, also an artist - now live in Manhattan. Czech it out!

DID YOU READ THIS TIL THE END?

Here is a prize for you. 🌈🌈

Love,

Carlen