TRUTH OR DARE

..."Don't you know I'm loco?"

It’s Monday.

Are you bored? (How could anyone be bored at a time like this? LOL*)

Want to play truth or dare?

OK…

Before we do, look at these horses I met yesterday who have somehow never heard of Jeffrey Epstein… Wow. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, HORSES.

Remember when people online would yell at other people (especially on social media) by typing things with claps between them to yell like 👏CHECK👏YOUR👏PRIVILEGE👏?

Do you think we have achieved planetary peace yet by yelling at other people online yet? 👏👏👏 #TheseDevicesAreDivisive

I AM SO GLAD TO BE OFF SOCIAL MEDIA OUT OF THE COLLECTIVE GM0 STEW

(Why don’t people say “Yassss Kween?” anymore?😿)

Now back to Truth or Dare…

A) TRUTH:

You have to leave your abusive friendships worst fear and/or most embarrassing experience you’ve ever had in the comments below of this public Substack.

What is your worst fear? Death? Running out of money? Going crazy? Pooping in the pool at the YMCA Summer Camp while everyone (including counselors) laughs at you? (3 out of 4 of those have happened to me at various points…)

Write it below unless you want to choose DARE!!!

My worst fear has been us not successfully saving this planet and letting God down - but I believe that with enough MOXY (said in a 1920’s voice) and just enough solar flares/spiritual awakenings, we are going to pull it off and THE FREQUES (of nature) SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.

What would happen if all wireless technology broke down? What if all lies came to the surface? What if all your dreams came true? I dare you to imagine this. (OR SHARE YOUR WORST FEARS BELOW HAHAHA)

B) DARE :

If you don’t choose Truth, you can choose Dare - this is a short exorcise: the Lympathic Big 6 exercise below paired with the always timeless song Insane in the Membrane by Cypress Hill

Do you choose Truth or Dare?

The choice is up to you. You also literally don’t have to do any of this. YOU LITERALLY DON’T ‘HAVE’ TO DO ANYTHING. Authority is an illusion.

Lastly: did you check out my new revamped website? I am excited to work with those of you who booked sessions for the month of March. It is my greatest joy to help others who are on the path of liberation and creation.

I mentioned a special code word in our last post. Did you see it?

Until next time! Enjoy the Apoca-lips™!

Love,

Carlen